SSHH. I’M GOING TO MY HAPPY PLACE
Everyone can play of course, but this is my gift to Kyna for her birthday. This is the closest I’ll get to making something visually artistic (hah). Have fun! (And thanks to everyone who gave me different types of ‘batches!)
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
trying to go down on the other, under the table, during dinner
"He’s going to be a little late," Natasha tells Sam as he slides into the chair across from her. "He got held up."
"Bad traffic?" Sam asks, perusing the menu.
Natasha winces. “Uh. Um. Yeah. That.” She pulls her menu out and starts fanning herself with it. “Is it hot in here?”
"Kinda," Sam says, narrowing his eyes. "I can tell ‘em to turn the AC on. But it is kinda chilly outside. Damn polar vortex."
"Yeah," Natasha smiles winningly. Her expression goes from engaged to dazed in an instant. "Yes.” Sam spies a hand dipping below the edge of the table-cloth and gripping—gripping something.
"How bad, would you say, the traffic is?" Sam asks coyly.
"So bad," Natasha hisses.
"Bad enough for me to take a raincheck on this meal, I’ll bet," Sam growls.
Natasha grabs a knife and slams it into the table. Sam thinks he hears her actually whine while she buries the cutlery in the wood.
The entire restaurant stares at them.
"I thought I saw a bug," Natasha says breathlessly. "Definitely. There was a bug."
"I’m leaving now," Sam says. "Tell Bucky I say hi."
"Hi," Bucky says from under the table, voice muffled.
truest shit ive ever read
bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class
I went for A’s when I cheated.
who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big
"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off